Denver, CO—GOODBYE FOREVER, IRV!! We will sort of miss you in a weird way. But back to our shiny not-new van, Bobbert. How we’ve missed you, you overly priced filthy scum of an old car! We have counted the days. You want to know how many? What? You don’t believe in our love of you, Bobbert? For shame! Fine. I’ll tell you, Bobbert. Just let me check the blog. . . I mean listen to that frog! 25 days, I believe. Here are some pictures of us praising your return while iRV sulks in the background. GOODBYE FOREVER, IRV!! See how crazy we are, Bobbert? It was all for you! I’m proving my love by humiliating myself by posting this on the internet. ALL HAIL BOBBERT!
~Marcy
(nobody judge me)
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