Royal Gorge, CO--At the Cliffside of Royal gorge they didn’t have any restrooms and I needed to use one. Dad got a brief picture of me peeing over the Cliffside. I remembered a book I read that mentions that mentions electricity that travels through urine, so I stopped.
Next, we crossed a bridge that is about 1063 ft. Above the Arkansas River in elevation and about 53 meters long. It was made out of wooden planks and shook when you crossed it. There were several holes in the bridge in which you could see the bottom of the cliff. And to make it worse RVs and trucks crossed it, so you could feel the rumbling and the bridge shaking at the same time. There were a couple of new replaced boards in the bridge and dad said that babies went through the floor causing boards to break.
-Jonas
Jonas,
ReplyDeleteSo glad you didn't get electrified. That would not have been good for your reproductive organs.
^That comment is epic as all get out.
ReplyDelete~Moriah
Yes, at least Jonas learned something from reading the Darwin Awards.
ReplyDelete-Jake
Now he knows how stupid other people can be and what stupid things they attempted. But I'm sure someday he'll do something stupid of his own and get into the Darwin Awards Volume III. I have faith in you, Jonas!
ReplyDelete~Marcy